outfit: saucy jumpsuit

I used to loooove me some ebay. Throughout college I feel like I ordered so much, clothes, sunglasses whatever haha. It brought out my competive side and I love a sale, so I found the hunt so fun! A few months ago when I started looking for something to wear to my good friends black tie wedding. Everything I found was either over my budget or ugly. I am so oddly picky with formal dresses, like why does everything look so basic bitch sad or slutty or just dated?!How I got on ebay I don't remember but I did and I found this jumpsuit! Sold from a girl in New York who had a few other amazing designer items so I trusted her. I figured it it didn't fit I would just resell it!TG it ended up fitting like a GLOVE....which leads to a funny story! Well first off it was tight, I was living the phrase 'stuff you ass into it'!! So i was like no bathroom unless it's a must!! So at the end of the night when debating whether to go out or not I used the ladies room. But something went wrong, I somehow broke the zipper...thinking my drunk self agressively unzipped it....whooopss!I was holding it together with my hand tyring to find my uber thankful I missed the send off and most people were already gone! It was so embarrassing but also hilarious.....ONLY because it happened at the end of the night.just have to laugh at things...